Essay # 9 – In-Class
Process Essay
Tools
I love tools! Gardening
tools and carpentry tools especially. My
gardening tools I’ve had for years, and each has become almost a part of my
physical body when I choose just the right one for my gardening task, but it’s
only been a few years since I learned the enjoyment of carpentry, and, oh, there
are so many wonderful tools still to explore!
Having already settled on the perfect gardening tools, how do I now
fulfill my carpentry tool need? I’ve
come to realize that tool acquisition entails 3 factors: need, knowledge, and
purchase (not necessarily in that order…)
Generally, as you’re working on that big project, the point comes
when things aren’t working as planned.
That can mean different things to different people and even to the same
person at different times. A case in
point was when I was struggling to hold up and hammer on a trim board destined
to hang above my son’s long closet doorway.
Right in the midst of that particular project, while I was going into
contortions trying to get that first darn nail hammered into the right spot, so
the board would end up level and centered; I got a phone call; good excuse to take a break and rethink this
project. It happened to be a carpenter I
knew who asked why I was huffing and puffing.
When I explained what I was trying to do, he just laughed and said, “That’s
what air guns are for. Pop! It’s in place.” Now, I wasn’t going to stop my project, jump
into the car and buy the nearest air gun, but the seed had been planted in my
brain. I had 7 more closets to do,
eventually, never mind the doorways and window trims. That sure would be handy… A need had been determined, and in this case
the knowledge of just what I needed had been decided.
Other times, you know the need, and you have to search for
the solution. Books are usually my first
line of defense when I lack the knowledge of what’s available and am actually
looking for an answer. I’m a book-lover,
as well as a tool-lover, though most of my books could actually count as
tools. They are generally how-to and
reference books, since I taught myself most of what I know. In those books are often solutions to
problems. (Did you know there is a nifty
little “siding tool” to zip along vinyl siding to both unlock and lock a piece
when it needs to be put on or replaced?)
The internet is another source of information that can easily be accessed
from home, and which I use regularly. Then
there are stores. Hardware stores,
whether they’re the local mom-and-pop type or the bigger box-type, have knowledgeable
people available to tell you not only what you need, but how to use it. Then, being curious and always on the lookout
for interesting ways of doing things, I sometimes find solutions before I even
have a problem! I remember watching my
son’s scoutmaster using a sliding miter saw for a project they were working
on. Nifty! I didn’t need one then, but later, when I
began my own journey into carpentry I remembered that tool and its uses, and eventually
got one of my own.
So, the need has been determined, the solution has been
decided. Now, it’s time to make that
purchase! This can be the tricky part,
unless you’re rich and can just go out and buy anything you want whenever you
want to. (And if so, can we become
friends? I’m sure we’ve got a lot in
common…) I’ve acquired my own tools in
many ways, always trying to get a good deal, doing without until the optimal
moment appears. The absolute cheapest
way to acquire tools is to get them for free, which though not common, can
happen. I’ve gotten some tools given to
me, and gotten some tools from our old dump’s Bargain Barn, where people left
usable stuff they didn’t need, and took home usable stuff they did need. Those are usually small hand tools, but those
are also the ones that get used the most.
The next best place is yard sales.
Yard sales contain treasures waiting to be found. But, as with any treasure-hunting, it can eat
up the hours. Plus, it requires just the
right combination of luck and timing or you can waste days that are needed for
other projects. (Yet, that is how I eventually got an almost new framing air
gun for $10, so that can be used to argue the point.) Of course, regular sale-shopping is always an
option, keeping an eye on the papers to see if that particular item you’ve been
looking for finally goes down to the price you’re willing or able to pay. The Day after Thanksgiving Sale has become my
personal annual gift-to-myself sale. I
usually splurge and buy something I’ve really been wanting, but haven’t found
used. Sears and Home Depot often have
terrific discounts early in the day, and thankfully, here in Maine we don’t
have the ridiculous stampedes they have in more populated areas like New York City. That’s where I got a set of 4 air guns with compressor
for about the price of one, and where I bought that coveted sliding miter saw
that I now use regularly.
So, that’s how I’ve been working on my tool collection –
determining the need, finding a solution, and making the acquisition, but not
always in that order. Some tools are
just so cheap (especially if free) they can’t be left there all alone; you’ve
just got to give them a good home. Then
later the immense usefulness of that prize is discovered, when finally just the
right project needing just the right tool becomes the project for the day. My own tool collection is nowhere near
complete. And I really should stay away
from places like Home Depot where my mouth drools as I see almost endless
possibilities for more projects needing more tools. So maybe it’s a good thing my wallet is
small, or else I’d have to add another addition onto my house …
Your fussy English teacher will tell you that Process has to follow steps in a chronological order. Fortunately for you today, you have me as your teacher, and I am admiring your ingenuity at slipsliding right past my inner Fussy English Teacher by first acknowledging the issue and then showing its complete irrelevance to the writing of a fine process piece...by writing a fine process essay.
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